Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Homeland Security

I had a dream last week about the Homeland Security banning motorcycles.  I dreamed about owning a motorcycle and I did.  I dreamed that I sold it and I did.  I do not see why this dream does not could true.

The experts observed motorcycles used in terrorist attacks in bombings and against politicians.  Eventually, Homeland Security will ban motorcycles because of that.  They will not outright ban them; but, will encourage Law Enforcement to make life miserable.

You can sit at a stop sign and an officer ticket you for traffic obstruction; or after you begin riding, the officer tickets you for not stopping.  He / She tickets you for driving too fast.  (Your bike may be traveling sixty miles per hour on the speedometer; but, your Japanese bike may travel 10% slower than that or 52 miles per hour.)

You will not be able to afford the bike, tickets, or insurance.  With ten tickets for trivial offenses, your insurance company could charge more for your insurance.  Both the governments and insurance companies will work to relieve you of your bike for too many tickets or no insurance (too expensive).

Motorcycles will not be the only problem; if you need to drive a truck, 2-tons or more, you will need to be certified, bonded, and profiled.  This profiling will be legal.  Any District Attorney or Attorney General will state “Islam or religion”, and the courts will excuse the case.

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